The best quotes from Patrick

Post kali ini agak menyimpang dari Korea. Nggak tau lagi ada setan apa, ya mungkin arwahnya Patrick tiba-tiba dateng ke aku, trus minta dirinya buat dibahas di blogku. hhahahaa.. Dan itu hanya mitos. LOL

Tapi emang bener-bener nggak nyangka, Patrick yang "idiot" bisa ngeluarin kata-kata yang lucu, menarik, bijaksana, dan keren. Kadang kata-katanya memang tidak jelas di mata kita, tapi kalo orang yang bener-bener ngerti bisa ketawa dengernya. hhaha

SB : Spongebob
P : Patrick
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SB: I'm MAD!
P: Me too.
SB: Why are YOU mad?
P: [looks up, and seethes] I can't see my forehead! Why are YOU mad?
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SB: Patrick, how long has it been?
[Patrick looks at his watch, which is just drawn on his wrist with crayon]
P: Aw, I have to draw a new battery for this.
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P: [to a bird] Whistling
SB: Patrick, I didn't know you speak bird.
P: That's not bird Spongebob, that's Italian. *gubrak!*
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SB: Remember, Patrick, flatter the customer.
[knocks on door]
Fish: Hello?
P: I love you.
[Fish slams door] *lol*
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SB : What are you normally do when I'm gone?
P : Wait for you to get back. *ohh~ so sweet*
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P: SpongeBob? Pssssssssst, Spongebob? psssssssssssst. I have something important to tell you! Psssssssssssst.
SB: WHAT!!!
Patrick:Hi *jiah!*